Picture Diary 1
Today I decided to capture some wierd stuff from the office and surrounding area with my camera phone.
Business skills
Now doesnt this look like an effective meeting ? How to brush up on your strategic business skills. Sit in meeting room and talk to yourself or a telephone. Actually the notice says that this is Ian Fleming. The Ian Fleming?.
Strategic Business Skill No1 - "No Mr Bond I expect you to die, if you do not place my order in 5 minutes"
Strategic Business Skill No2 - "Make sure there are lots of beautiful dancing girls around you when you place any order"
Sticky Numbers
Everything must have a number in this office. It wont work unless its got a number, and that includes the loos and the taps.
Help! Im stuck on ref 40120. I have no loo paper. I quote ref 40120. Hurray!
Pathetic knobs
Isnt this pathetic? A piddly little door release button. What happened to the big Man size green door knob? The one you can smack so hard and open sesame!
posted by rubi red at 9:41 PM
2 Comments:
On the downside Its like political correctness and so that you dont sue the company.
And on the up side it does keep the companies sign man busy labelling taps.
I work in the most horrendous of offices, not the worst i have been in but dire colour scheme indeed. salmon pink :o)
Mind you my last work place was a like converted house as large as my living room at home and the window was a4 size and over 6ft off the ground, i used to get a chair and stand to stare out of the window. That was probably what prison feels like
oooh salmon? ugh! that definately beats the battleship boring grey hands down!
the last i office in was alot more inspiring; ginormous pictures of colourful happy people skateboarding, dancing etc while using their mobile phones. pity the people that worked there were not as colourful.
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