Today I decided to capture some wierd stuff from the office and surrounding area with my camera phone.
Business skills
Now doesnt this look like an effective meeting ? How to brush up on your strategic business skills. Sit in meeting room and talk to yourself or a telephone. Actually the notice says that this is Ian Fleming. The Ian Fleming?.
Strategic Business Skill No1 - "No Mr Bond I expect you to die, if you do not place my order in 5 minutes"
Strategic Business Skill No2 - "Make sure there are lots of beautiful dancing girls around you when you place any order"
Sticky Numbers
Everything must have a number in this office. It wont work unless its got a number, and that includes the loos and the taps.
Help! Im stuck on ref 40120. I have no loo paper. I quote ref 40120. Hurray!
Pathetic knobs
Isnt this pathetic? A piddly little door release button. What happened to the big Man size green door knob? The one you can smack so hard and open sesame!
Comments
And on the up side it does keep the companies sign man busy labelling taps.
I work in the most horrendous of offices, not the worst i have been in but dire colour scheme indeed. salmon pink :o)
Mind you my last work place was a like converted house as large as my living room at home and the window was a4 size and over 6ft off the ground, i used to get a chair and stand to stare out of the window. That was probably what prison feels like
the last i office in was alot more inspiring; ginormous pictures of colourful happy people skateboarding, dancing etc while using their mobile phones. pity the people that worked there were not as colourful.